Nowhere (1997)
Actors:
Nathan Bexton (actor),
Travis Blue (actor),
Alan Boyce (actor),
Derek Brewer (actor),
Keith Brewer (actor),
Brian Buzzini (actor),
Scott Caan (actor),
James Duval (actor),
Guillermo Díaz (actor),
John Enos III (actor),
Gibby Haynes (actor),
Brian Heinberg (actor),
Jeremy Jordan (actor),
Christopher Knight (actor),
Peter Alexander (actor),
Plot: A group of teenagers try to sort out their lives and emotions while bizarre experiences happen to each one, including alien abductions, bad acid trips, bisexual experiences, suicides, bizarre deaths, and a rape by a TV star. All of this happens before "the greatest party of the year".
Keywords: adolescence, aerobics-class, aids, alien, alien-abduction, alienation, american-flag, anorexia, apocalypse, armageddon
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: "sexy, psychedelic, dementedly funny, with a sensational soundtrack... it's like clueless with nipple rings." Let the love feast begin
Quotes:
[first lines]::Dark: [voice-over] L.A. is like... nowhere. Everybody who lives here is lost.
Lucifer: I gotta burn off these calories fast, before I blow up. Let's go rollerblading or something. You wanna come along, Dark?::Dark: I'd rather have my ball hairs burned off with an acetylene torch!::Lucifer: Well, that can be arranged.
Lilith: Blood is cool.
Shad: I heard a story that last week down in Brentwood, a guy croaked and nobody knew he had died alone in his house. By the time they found him, his pet dog had eaten his dead face off.::Lilith: Dogs eating people is cool.
Dark's Mom: Uh! It's soggy as a wet armpit in here. How long where you in that shower abusing yourself? You pump your handle too much, young man. If you keep this up, one day it's just going to wither up and fall off!::Dark Smith: Shut-up shut-up shut-up shut-up!
Alyssa: [after stuffing their faces with cake] Uh, I am so stuffed. Are you gonna... you know... upchuck?::Dingbat: I promised my mom that I wouldn't do that anymore. You?::Alyssa: I'm just gonna do a bunch of speed later and not eat for, like... three days. What about you, Egg?::Egg: I'm gonna be sick...
Handjob: How about you sit on my face and cut a nice, big, juicy fart?
Shad: [giggling] I... wanna... die. LET'S ALL DIE.
Elvis: Tie me up.::Alyssa: Okay, mister kinky.::Elvis: Now spank me. Spank my hot, tight, rock-hard ass.::Alyssa: [starts mild spanking] Um... Elvis? I... I love you.::Elvis: Ditto, honeybunny.
Dark: This party's about as much fun as an ingrown butt hair.